解释女人

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解释女人


A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
一个男人死后去天堂，遇见上帝。他问上帝能不能问几个问题。

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".
“当然可以，”上帝说，“尽管问吧。”

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"
“好，”男人说，“您为什么要把女人造得那么漂亮呢？”

GOD says, "So you would like them."
上帝说：”这样你才会喜欢她们。”

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"
“好吧，”男人说，“那您为什么要把他们造得如此美丽？”

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.
“这样你才会爱她们。”上帝回答说。

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"
男人想了想，又问：“但是您为什么要把她们造得那么具有攻击性和战斗力呢？”

GOD says, "So they would love you!"
上帝说：“这样她们才会爱上你！”

So they would love you
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